20 Pickup Lines Men Use that Make Women Squirm

Ah, pickup lines – the risky gamble where it’s either a jackpot of laughter or a cringefest. Ladies have opened up, and here’s the intel on 18 lines that don’t just miss the mark but shoot the arrow into another universe. Brace yourself!

Did It Hurt?

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So, you’ve heard this one before: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” As poetic as it might try to be, it ends up sounding more like a rehearsed script than a genuine compliment, missing the charm train by a mile.

Are You a Magician?

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Pulling “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears” from the hat might not conjure the magical effect intended. Instead of enchantment, it often brews a potion of unease and awkward giggles.

Are You a Loan?

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Comparing someone to a bank transaction? Risky business! “Are you a loan from a bank? Because you’ve got my interest” might be intended as witty, but it usually computes as a formula lacking the chemistry variable.

Excuse Me, Miss

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“Excuse me, Miss, can I offer you the rest of my life?” Speeding from zero to lifetime in one sentence can activate the emergency brakes. While meant to be sweet, it can catapult into the too-much-too-soon zone.

Are You a Wi-Fi Signal?

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In the digital age, “Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection” tries to sync. However, it often encounters connection errors, turning the digital dream into an offline awkward silence.

Do You Have a Name?

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Asking “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” aims for the stars. Yet, it might end up lost in space, as the mix of personal and possessive can spark more confusion than constellations.

Is Your Dad a Baker?

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“Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie-pie!” aims to blend sweetness and flattery. Yet, it often bakes a pie of awkward silence, where the ingredients of charm and wit are notably missing.

Do You Believe in Love?

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“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” tries to stroll into the heart. Yet, it often takes a detour into the lane of raised eyebrows, where intentions and impressions misalign.

Are You Australian?

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Pulling the geography card with “Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under” might make you a tourist rather than a charmer. It’s a voyage that often sails into awkward waters.

Do You Have a Map?

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“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes” aims to navigate the seas of romance. Yet, it often anchors in the shores of discomfort, where the compass of charm spins uncontrollably.

Are You a Parking Ticket?

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Launching with “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you” can drive the conversation into a dead end. What aims to be a fast track to flattery often needs a GPS rerouting to subtlety.

Is Your Name Google?

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“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for” tries to click. Yet, it often encounters a search error, where the algorithm of charm and connection yields no results.

Can I Take a Picture?

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“Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?” While festive, this line can unwrap a gift of awkward pauses, where the holiday spirit meets the ghost of cringe past.

If You Were a Vegetable

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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!” attempts a salad of sweetness and humor. Yet, it often tosses up a mix where the flavors of wit and connection are strangely absent.

Are You a Time Traveler?

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“Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future” aims to leap through time. Yet, it often stumbles into a timeline where the clock ticks to the rhythm of awkward silence.

Are You a 45-Degree Angle?

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Math in flirtation is a delicate equation. “Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y” calculates an attempt at charm but often equals a formula where x is the missing element of connection.

Can I Follow You Home?

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“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams” aims to be dreamy but can lead to a waking reality of discomfort. It’s a line where fantasy and ease often part ways.

Do You Have a Band-Aid?

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“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you” intends to patch up an entrance into affection. Yet, it often unveils a wound of awkwardness where the first aid of charm is urgently needed.

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