Do you know the men in your life as well as you think you do? There are many unspoken things that men do daily. An internet survey recently asked men, “What do you do that you’re pretty sure all men do?” Here are the 17 best responses:
Go Beast Mode when Going up The Stairs
“Is this when you get down on all fours and run up the stairs like an animal? I do that every chance I get.”
“Yes, when I shut my lights off in the basement and sense I’m going to be dragged into the pits of hell by the demon running behind me trying to pull me down.”
Bring In All the Groceries in One Trip
“Ah, the art of picking up and carrying milk jugs with your fingers.”
“Here in East Asia, the heaviest grocery item is a sack of rice, usually 10 or 20 kg. When I was in middle school, I decided that I was man enough to follow the 1-trip rule. I popped my back.”
See How Far I Can Pee Into the Toilet
“Then have to run closer as you realize you’re almost out of pee.”
“I can just imagine how many men throughout history have done this. I also imagine how this skill transferred into a real world skill set.”
Slap the Pockets of My Jeans and Say “Wallet, Phone, Keys, Cigarettes” Before Leaving the House
“And they’re all in very specific places and positions.”
“Then that feeling of horror when you are out and do “the check” and one of them is missing.”
After We Take Off Our Underwear, We Kick Them up Into Our Hands from The Floor
“Yes. My daily exercise.”
“Or, better yet, into the washing basket from the other side of the room.”
Sneakily Inspect Cleavage
“This. We have mastered the technique over the years.”
“It’s like the sun – safe to briefly look, but staring too long is dangerous. Unless you’re wearing sunglasses.”
Twist the Bread Bag Opening and Tuck It Under the Bottom Instead of Using a Twist Tie
“Gravity is just as good as a twist tie. Plus it’s easier to get your bread next time.”
“My wife hates when I do this, but I do it anyway.”
Stepping Harder when I’m Coming up To Pass Someone, so They Hear My Footsteps
“As a woman I appreciate that you do that, but at the same time it makes me sad that you have to think about doing it at all.”
“I’m just casually letting you know I’m not a creep. Have a nice evening.”
Check Myself out When the Shaving Cream Looks Like a Big White Beard
“I also like to start laughing like Santa.”
“I do this, but with my head, and imagine I have more than the cul-de-sac of hair that is my reality.”
Passing Another Guy on The Street and Thinking, “can I Take Him?”
“I do this all the time. It’s always a yes, but that’s likely far from reality.”
Have Difficulty Establishing Emotional Bonds with Male Friends
“Sounds like you need to get some better friends. A good bromance is awesome.”
“In my circle of friends, everyone’s just sort of drinking buddies or board/card game partners. Someone gets emotional? Everyone nopes out. Same with us girls. It’s kind of a bummer, really.”
While Taking a Shower, Go Into a Ball and Slowly Rise While Humming the Terminator Theme
“Never thought of this, but this is something all of us men should be doing.”
“That’s all well and good until the shower curtain sticks to my leg, ruining the fantasy.”
The Pee Racing Game
“I flush the toilet before I’m done peeing, and see if I can finish up before it does.”
Breakfast Thinking
“More often than not I go to bed excited to wake up because I’m looking forward to breakfast. I really love breakfast because it’s simple, quick to cook, and fun. I was on an eggplant kick last week, so there was eggplant and eggs. Before that was eggs and salsa. Eggs and potatoes are a good standby. Yogurt with whatever is nice. If I want to feel fancy I have cheese.”
Flex Pecs in The Mirror
“I can flex every other grouping of muscles in my body but I can’t get so much as a quiver out of my pecs. I always feel like Calvin in the strip about fireflies.”
Sit Down to Urinate
“Seriously, it’s so much easier. Standing is now reserved for public restrooms and the great wide open.”
“I enjoy the quickness of doing it standing up.”
Spit Into a Urinal
“I don’t know why I do this. It’s just so satisfying.”
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